Yo dude my name is Yorick

Well, wearing red cowboy boots like a massive douchebag all day predictably tore a sizeable chunk of flesh from my foot.

But that doesn’t matter because I wore red cowboy boots like a massive douchebag all day.

Pretty sure regretting something like that is impossible.

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