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amsterdamnedd:

this book was written thirteen years ago

Okc_ebooks: Pick-up artists trying to chat up a robot horse »

grimdarkthroes:

Just…. just click.

guavas:

Q: Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the sky
A: The sky is Jet territory

chasingfictions:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

adriofthedead:

jetgreguar:

katywilldo:

expertcosmotips:

oolongs:

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teach those silly boys some respect (and basic anatomy)

I want a monster girl with eye stalks to wear this hat please. Greg? You there?

swoons at the very thought

omg that’s the cutest idea I’ve ever heard