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rufftoon:

purlsbeforewine:

m-azing:

this photoset is literally all I know about Death Note

this photoset is all you need to know about death note.

Next time I need to explain Death Note to someone, I will refer them to this gifset.

maskedkitsune:

Date of Birth: None

maskedkitsune:

Date of Birth: None

Cosmo sex tip #368

cosmo-sex-tips:

Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his dick for a real sexplosion.

I may never wind up buying a Wii U, only because every time I consider it the first thought through my mind is “or I could buy a graphics card”

yorick did you know that almond m&ms look like tiny eggs

I would like to plead the fifth

tmi twednesday ask me about my schools

I got Illustrator CS2 and then we watched Royco Cuppa Soup so I drew a dick
it’s my first ‘real’ picture of a dick ever
congrats guys this was my dick drawing virginity down the toilet

I got Illustrator CS2 and then we watched Royco Cuppa Soup so I drew a dick

it’s my first ‘real’ picture of a dick ever

congrats guys this was my dick drawing virginity down the toilet

ej8brony:

peachynikitchi:

My Friends Art

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My Art

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Never have I related to anything this much before

coward:

coward:

coward:

ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever

i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post

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kinglucario:

mariowiki:

kinglucario:

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death is unavoidable

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carryonwaywardsoldier:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

my physics teacher told us a joke today

three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

airedmania:

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

lmaaaaaaooooooooo

airedmania:

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

lmaaaaaaooooooooo

nudisto-beeeeeeeeeach:

You’re soimageAnd I’m soimage

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

Oops I wrote a post about how to keep your identity secret when sending anonymous asks and then I realized there’s no way at all it wouldn’t just be used for harassment.

Dang, I really wanted to publish that.